Toddlerisms

The Itsy Bitsy Spider (According to Isa and Manu)
bitsy bitsy 'pider went up & bonked his head
down came the rain and the doctor said
mama and the sun and the monkey on the bed
no more 'pider jumping on the bed

Ring Around the Rosie
ring around the rosie
parker posie
ashes ashes
we all fall DOWN!

Reinterpretation of a Joke
Q: What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?
Real A: You're too far out, man!
I&M A: You far away, hippieeeeee.